i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
