called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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