plz talk dirty to me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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