your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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