fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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