Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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