nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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