I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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