Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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