Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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