brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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