is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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