I'm jealous of your bromance
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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