a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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