Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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