You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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