She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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