We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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