Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(802): View more from Vermont

I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!

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(480): View more from Arizona

I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness

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(443): View more from Maryland

He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.

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(425): View more from Washington

I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.

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(785): View more from Kansas

He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.

(785): View more from Kansas

Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"

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(310): View more from California

If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...

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