She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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