David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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