dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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