so let's talk penis.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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