My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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