his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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