Whod you bang
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
A+ Viking dick
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
