that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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