So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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