Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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