when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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