Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
