Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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