Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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