You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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