I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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