Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
