Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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