Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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