I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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