Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
the night ended with taco bell and tears
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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