i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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