the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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