Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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