the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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