just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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