There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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