standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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