North Korea, Best Korea!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't think brook has ever known best
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Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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