Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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