Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Your tits are I can't wait for
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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