But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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