there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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