i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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