i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm at about main and main street
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again