love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
