Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
P.S. I can't hear my feet
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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