You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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